I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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