Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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