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(616): View more from Michigan

he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".

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(740): View more from Ohio

She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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it's a Wednesday?

(419): View more from Ohio

:)

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(678): View more from Georgia

You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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(718): View more from New York

She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy

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