New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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