If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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