But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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