Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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