: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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