so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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