i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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