I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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