If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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