The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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