just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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