just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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