My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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