We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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