I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
NoShamevember. You game?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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