Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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