This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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