You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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