we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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