sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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