normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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