plz talk dirty to me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i was born a porn star she said
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
whose ass print is on the piano?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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