whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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