Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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