Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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