I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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