I'm gonna have a badass scar
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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