Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
The beer is more important than you right now.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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