it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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