the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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its like you know when i get waxed
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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