The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
