Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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