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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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