So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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