He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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