I hope mine doesn't look like that
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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