I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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