how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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