PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
3pm strippers are depressing
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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