He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I will be naked everywhere
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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