im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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