U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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