What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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