We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could teleport
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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