I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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