Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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