I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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