Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you inspire me to be a worse person
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You were trust falling into bushes
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I party with great urgency now.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
