with your own penis?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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