something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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