I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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