i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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