yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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