Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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